Dezember 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant
Straw Fedoras →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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Anschauensir-pimpmaster-arthur:
a-raccoon:
crackers-and-cheese:
startrippy:
shapesh1fter:
niggasatan:
lostslightly:
OMFG IM CRYING
IM IN LEGIT TEARS
I can’t help but reblog this every time I see it.IM DYING!!
OH MY GOD HAHA
never not reblog
oh my god
At first I was 8I
Then I lost my shit
OH MY SHIT
“I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.”
– J.D Salinger (via turtledesu)
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keishakips:
people who take obvious jokes seriously
I remember the days of the black death.
vampirekirkland:
Reblog if you’re a true fourteenth century kid.
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Anschauengreenninjabucket:
regeneratethis:
heyybrianna:
ricee-is-dope:
missrenaaa:
Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire.
Adele – Rolling In...
